Meet Walt--your favorite grump in a T-Shirt

Walt's not here to make friends — he’s here to make T-shirts that tell the truth.

A retired curmudgeon with a wicked sense of humor and zero filter, Walt designs each tee with the kind of bold sarcasm the world desperately needs.

If it’s soft, stylish, and brutally honest… it’s probably one of Walt’s.

Don’t overthink it. Just buy the shirt and get off his lawn.

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SARCASM SORTED BY THEME

SARCASM SORTED BY THEME

  • Walt's Patriotic Collection

    Red. White, and righteously pissed off. These tees shout what politicians forgot: We the People still have something to say.

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  • TSDNETWORK

    Remember when news wasn’t a therapy session?TDSN stands for Trump Derangement Syndrome Network, but Walt says it might as well be Total Drama Screeching Nonstop. This collection calls out the unhinged, the overcaffeinated, and the permanently triggered.And don’t even get Walt started on the lame-stream media, too busy chasing clicks and crying on camera to do their actual job. If you’re sick of journalists playing activists and anchors who think they’re influencers, grab a shirt and say what they won’t.For folks who miss common sense, eye contact, and shutting the hell up once in a while... Walt’s got a shirt for that.ck When Things Worked (mostly)

    Enter the Outrage 

  • WALT'S DAILY DOSE

    Sarcastic? Yes? Wise? Sometimes. Tired of everyones crap? Aways. Walt's not sure if the world's evolving or just getting louder. These shirts are no fluff, just facts, feelings, and a little fire. Todays's wisdom with yesterday's grit

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